Unadventure Spell
Jan 21st, 2010 by Nick
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Spend a year reading about exotic places
Fawn over the mysterious life of bedouins
And the cuteness of penguins
Get a map
Pick one of the exotic places you fantasized about
Find a U.S. contractor (i.e., Halliburton, Raytheon)
Ask if they do millitary or scientifc support in that place
If they say yes, sign your name at the dotted line
Unadventure!
