In an effort to understand these complex influences and to promote a Safer Antarctica, Big Dead Place announces the Scurvy Awareness Program: we offer an ounce of gold and a romp with a prostitute in Christchurch to the first Antarctic participant who is diagnosed with scurvy.
Here we stumble upon a frightening uncertainty. We have assumed this entire time that Cubee is the smiling aggregate featured in the picture. Is Cubee actually one of the decapitated aggregates being pulled in the wagon? If this is the case, then who are the aggregates waving at us, why are they smiling, and what have they done to Cubee?
The Fuck-a-Winterover Program is designed to restore the magic dignity of old-fashioned conquest to those who wish to engage in the horrifying act of coupling with one of these unhinged winter mutants.
It might seem creepy that people would deliberately get together, judge others’ off-hours behavior, and then affix monetary consequences to that judgment. It is creepy, but managers do it every day, and thus they served as perfect models for implementing the South Pole Morale Committee.