“Pay attention to your emails…” Pt. 1
Aug 29th, 2012 by Nick
Having been instructed to pay attention to emails, here is an offering of the Greatest Hits of USAP Email:
“The consumption of alcoholic beverages in the Dining Facility is not allowed…”
“…private expedition personnel will not be allowed in any USAP facilities…”
“ALL OUTDOOR TRAVEL is PROHIBITED.”
“…this use of government property is unacceptable. Every person on station was briefed of this when they arrived. If they respond differently they are not being honest.”
“No exceptions.”
“No one is to go outside without authorization.”
“You MUST report ALL injuries and near misses to your Supervisor…”
“Use bold- upper lower case for heading, then unbold for safety topic discussed. 10 pt Times New Roman Font should be used…”
“This form is designed not to place blame…”
“I would like note taken of the highlighted portion of the letter…”
“Keep your eyes on your direct path of travel…”
“We should all look forward to getting to work every day.”
“…the survey will guarantee you are paid fairly and equitably for the work you are performing for the USAP.”
“We have formed Integrated Process Teams (IPTs), groups comprised of representatives across various functional areas, to analyze each of these areas and make improvements.”
“Regular staff meetings for all employees is mandated.”
“As I said above, you will be hearing from us.”
“The Leadership Team and I would like to thank you…”
“Your focus and your execution have produced results. “
“…employees will not be given time off of work to pack or unpack.”
“DO NOT invite them into the station, including the party tonight, for any reason except for emergency medical assistance.”
“The intent is to get to know each other and provide information relative to winter operations that may vary from summer operations. Please consider this meeting mandatory…”
“Pay attention to your emails…”
